i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:
- yes babe
- you’re cute
- of course i will bring you snacks
- my dick is 3 feet long
- you’re always right babe i’m sorry
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url