*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via trust)


Is your older brother hot

Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

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Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation

(Source: swansdio, via noircats)


has it

(via surmounts)


sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

(via guy)


Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

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