primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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(via cartel)

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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(via unescapable)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via unfreezes)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms, via greed)